2013 Archive: The Siri Prescription

I asked Siri to find me a doctor. She said, “I found three bars nearby.” I told my doctor, and he said, “Siri knows me too well.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/17/2007 00:43I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@G_I_Joe_Real02/20/2006 04:19And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@ODP_Editor_9902/15/2014 10:28Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Friendster_Ghost12/14/2005 09:07Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Face_Palm_0103/14/2006 07:11Classic. Simply classic.