Why did he win? For his Oscar-winning performance in King Richard, proving that after After Earth, there is still life (and gold) at the end of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The Razzie Redeemer – Will Smith
Why were there four photos of the boss? Because he wanted to show his LinkedIn, Facebook, Instagram, and “Tinder” (HR) personas in one collage. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Dolly Parton” Challenge
She’s still saving disco, and I’m still dancing in my kitchen. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
I can’t “bear” to say goodbye to the Avengers. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Archive: The Bear
Why did Jimmy Kimmel bring a Jet Ski on stage? To prove that the only thing actors love more than a gold statue is the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Jet Ski Incentive
The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver… Read More »2017 Classic: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Harry
Why did they stop fighting? Because their moms were both named Martha, proving that in 2016, coincidence was the strongest superpower of all. Part of… Read More »2016 Legacy: Batman v Superman
Why did Sam Smith win? Because he proved that you can write a Bond theme that sounds like a breakup letter and still take home… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Best Original Song
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