2019 Archive: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2023, growing older meant buying a new car only to discover th...read more »

In 1996, growing older meant navigating a world rapidly rushing i...read more »

Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and...read more »

Watching a shiny mechanical assistant sweep the living room floor...read more »

Keeping an ultra-thin modern smartphone locked inside a massive, ...read more »

Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless...read more »

Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver'...read more »

In 2025, growing older meant standing on a street corner, watchin...read more »

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will...read more »

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will...read more »

In 2008, growing older meant gazing at a world completely obsesse...read more »

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly on...read more »

Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, ...read more »

In 2017, growing older meant entering a dangerous new era where y...read more »

@Linux_Distro_User06/18/1995 10:27Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Lock_Stock_Two11/19/2011 06:54It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Kill_Bill_Bride11/01/2003 05:38I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Champ_Kind_Wham01/04/2004 07:18WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Step_Brothers_B11/07/1999 00:37Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Map_Maker_X05/28/2010 05:24The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Shut_Up_Money05/16/2005 01:15Shut up and take my laughter!