Why did Sam Smith win? Because he proved that you can write a Bond theme that sounds like a breakup letter and still take home the gold.
Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016 “Leo’s Bear, Mad Max & Spotlight’s Surprise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of the King, Charlize’s Face & The 11-for-11 Sweep” Edition
In 2004, the 76th Academy Awards were less of a competition and m...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition
In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Godzilla Minus One" Shoes
Why did the winners wear monster shoes? To prove that if you can ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even...read more »
2025 Classic: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Ancient Roman"? Because after the Best Pictu...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2020 “Parasite, Joker’s Speech & Eminem’s Surprise” Edition
In 2020, the 92nd Academy Awards broke the "one-inch barrier" of ...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies, Pizza & Adele Dazeem” Edition
In 2014, the 86th Academy Awards proved that even in a room full ...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Barben...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did the gladiators sweep? Because the sound of a rhino chargi...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best International Feature
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the Academy loves a mov...read more »
2024 Archive: Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s Speech
Why was it so moving? Because she proved that "Supporting" isn't ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
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The front page of the internet... in 1999!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Waddle on over and read this!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!