Why did Jimmy Kimmel bring a Jet Ski on stage? To prove that the only thing actors love more than a gold statue is the chance to look cool on a motorized watercraft they will never actually use.
Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of Water, Fish Love & The Jet Ski Prize” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Arnold Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito Bit
Why were they there? To remind the "Batman" in the front row (Mic...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Barben...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016 “Leo’s Bear, Mad Max & Spotlight’s Surprise” Edition
In 2016, the 88th Academy Awards felt like a collective sigh of r...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Conan "Ginger" Joke
Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition
In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Robert Downey Jr.’s Redemption
Why was his win so iconic? Because he went from the "bad boy" of ...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2001 “Gladiator, Julia’s Laugh & Björk’s Swan Dive” Edition
In 2001, the 73rd Academy Awards took us from the Roman Colosseum...read more »
2024 Classic: The Kate McKinnon "Dinosaur" Bit
Why did she talk about Steven Spielberg? To remind him that she’s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2010 “Hurt Locker, Avatar & Kathryn’s History” Edition
In 2010, the 82nd Academy Awards were a classic David vs. Goliath...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant "Snark" Return
Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
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Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
... (Laughter in silence).
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
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