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2017 Classic: The Cordless Lapel Intercept

The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver trying to park a delivery vehicle outside the chapel windows.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »
2024 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet l...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »

😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spending half the class trying to wirel...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro06/21/2009 23:49Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Hotmail_Original05/07/1999 21:14Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Full_House_Lover12/15/2011 04:43You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@The_Mask_Smokin08/29/2005 12:43P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@RoboCop_9001/16/2004 04:30Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Daria_Morg10/20/2003 13:52My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Fire_Background06/20/2008 04:49This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Newgrounds_User11/21/1998 12:30Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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