The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to start a “Twitter account” for the parish, completely unable to comprehend how a 140-character message about a fish fry can help anyone’s spiritual life.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.