2005 Vintage: The Google Search
“I searched my symptoms on Google and it said I’m a 2005 Toyota Camry.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch &… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Google Search
2005 Vintage: The Last Call
“Last call! Go home and check your notifications!” Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition archive.… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Last Call
2004 Classic: The Detroit Pistons Upset
Why were the Lakers “Galacticos” so quiet? Because the Pistons beat Shaq, Kobe, Malone, and Payton in five games, proving that five guys who play… Read More »2004 Classic: The Detroit Pistons Upset
2004 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Master and Commander win again? Because making the ocean look like a battlefield is the only way to beat Peter Jackson’s drones. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
2004 Legacy: The Phantom of the Opera
Why was the chandelier looking so dangerous? Because the movie version came out, and we were all waiting for a dramatic musical number to start… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Phantom of the Opera
2003 Archive: Saddam Hussein’s Spider Hole
Why was the end of 2003 so surreal? Because the “Butcher of Baghdad” was found in a hole in the ground, proving that you can… Read More »2003 Archive: Saddam Hussein’s Spider Hole
2003 Vintage: The Bad Boys II Explosion
Michael Bay has officially reached the point where he can’t film a conversation without something exploding in the background. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Bad Boys II Explosion
2002 Archive: The Mouse
I’m a pointer. I’m just “clicking” into gear. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Shift
I’m a driver. I’m just “moving” on. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why “Brand New Day” by Sting? Because he’s Sting, and he probably has a Grammy-shaped toaster at home. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: Best Male Pop Vocal