2000 Legacy: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why “Brand New Day” by Sting? Because he’s Sting, and he probably has a Grammy-shaped toaster at home. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: Best Male Pop Vocal
1999 Classic: Notting Hill
Why did the bookstore owner look so hopeful? Because Julia Roberts convinced every shy guy that a movie star might just walk in and ask… Read More »1999 Classic: Notting Hill
1999 Legacy: The Fiona Apple “When the Pawn…”
Why the long title? For an album title so long it took up the entire space on the back of the CD case. Part of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Fiona Apple “When the Pawn…”
1999 Vintage: The Office Space Truth
I watched a movie about guys smashing a printer, and now I can’t look at my boss without thinking about “TPS reports.” Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Office Space Truth
1998 Classic: The Screen Saver
She asked why my screen saver is a tropical beach. “Are you planning your escape?” she asked. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Classic: The Screen Saver
1998 Vintage: The Secretary’s Job
Betty Currie is asked if she saw anything. She says, “I saw a lot of ‘legislative outreach’. It just happened to involve a lot of… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Secretary’s Job
1998 Legacy: The Lemon Wedge
A lemon wedge says, “I’m the only thing keeping this Corona from being a total disaster.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Lemon Wedge
1997 Archive: The Furniture
She moved the sofa three inches to the left. She says the house “breathes better” now. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic… Read More »1997 Archive: The Furniture
1997 Vintage: The Fashion Model
One, but they’ll need a fan blowing their hair while they do it. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Fashion Model
1996 Legacy: The Dolly the Sheep Panic
We cloned a sheep, and now half the world is convinced that by next Tuesday, there will be two of every neighbor we don’t like.… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Dolly the Sheep Panic