Why were the movie buffs acting superior? Because they just bought a DVD player for $600 and spent the whole July 4th explaining why “digital” was better than the VHS tapes recording the fireworks.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
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