Why “Brand New Day” by Sting? Because he’s Sting, and he probably has a Grammy-shaped toaster at home.
Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2000 “Supernatural Santana & Christina’s Shock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: Taylor’s Presentation
Why was Taylor Swift the most relaxed person there? Because after...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
Why Oppenheimer? No, that was last year—it was Dune: Part Two! Fo...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why Midnights? Because Taylor Swift’s "sleepless nights" are more...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Country Solo Performance
Why Chris Stapleton? Because his voice is a natural resource prot...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999 “Miseducation & Latin Explosion” Edition
In 1999, the 41st Grammy Awards were all about the "Queen of Soul...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Rap Song
Why "Not Like Us"? Because even the voters couldn't stop doing th...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2005 “Genius Loves Company & Kanye’s Confidence” Edition
In 2005, the 47th Grammy Awards felt like a bridge between the le...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Global Music Album
Why Shakira? No, it was Eazy-E? Wait, it was Tyla! For making "Wa...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2023 “Renaissance, Records & Harry’s House” Edition
In 2023, the 65th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in history-mak...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why "72 Seasons" by Metallica? Because the Academy has a standing...read more »
😜 More from category: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2015 “Stay With Me & The Beck Surprise” Edition
In 2015, the 57th Grammy Awards were a rollercoaster of British s...read more »
2024 Legacy: Billie Eilish’s "Barbie" Jacket
Why was she dressed like a vintage doll? Because "What Was I Made...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why did Short n' Sweet win? Because Sabrina Carpenter proved that...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis & Mariah’s Snub” Edition
In 1996, the 38th Grammy Awards proved that anger was a currency ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!