Why did the bookstore owner look so hopeful? Because Julia Roberts convinced every shy guy that a movie star might just walk in and ask for a travel guide.
Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… 1999” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
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In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
2024 Vintage: Challengers
Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »
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Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
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Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Letting this joke through the port.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!