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1996 Legacy: The Dolly the Sheep Panic

 We cloned a sheep, and now half the world is convinced that by next Tuesday, there will be two of every neighbor we don’t like.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Pager_Guy01/14/2003 11:45Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Fight_Club_Tyler07/16/1995 16:08The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@CRT_Degauss03/30/2014 03:03BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Better_Off_Dead11/14/2003 03:55I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Cool_Story_Bro11/05/2008 21:01Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Me_Gusta_Face11/23/1997 23:14Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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