2010 Vintage: The End
I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2011! Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: Miley Cyrus’s Growing Pains
Why was The Last Song nominated? Because it proved that moving from Disney to “serious” drama requires more than just looking sad near a piano on a… Read More »2010 Legacy: Miley Cyrus’s Growing Pains
2010 Vintage: The Red “Retired”
Why Helen Mirren with a sniper rifle? For proving that being over 60 in Hollywood just means you get bigger guns and cooler catchphrases. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Red “Retired”
2009 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Robert Pattinson? For spending the whole movie looking like he was trying to hold back a sneeze or a laugh. Part of the 38… Read More »2009 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2009 Classic: The Poker
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Poker. / Poker who? / Poker (Poke-her) face out the window and see who’s knocking! Part of the 43… Read More »2009 Classic: The Poker
2009 Vintage: The Kristin Chenoweth Win
Why did she win for Pushing Daisies? For proving that being 4’11” and singing like an angel is the ultimate Emmy superpower. Part of the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Kristin Chenoweth Win
2008 Vintage: The Herbie Hancock Shock
Why did River: The Joni Letters win Album of the Year? Because the Grammy voters saw a jazz legend covering Joni Mitchell and collectively decided… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Herbie Hancock Shock
2007 Vintage: The MySpace Death
A guy says, “I’m moving to Facebook. It feels cleaner.” The bartender says, “The toilets here don’t.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Vintage: The MySpace Death
2007 Archive: The Gym Teacher
“If you can’t see the floor, how am I supposed to see you doing push-ups?!” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The… Read More »2007 Archive: The Gym Teacher
2007 Vintage: Phineas and Ferb
Why were the kids building a roller coaster in the backyard? Because “I know what we’re going to do today!” and it definitely wasn’t “sitting… Read More »2007 Vintage: Phineas and Ferb