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2009 Vintage: The Kristin Chenoweth Win

Why did she win for Pushing Daisies? For proving that being 4’11” and singing like an angel is the ultimate Emmy superpower.

Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Modern Family’s Arrival, Mad Men’s Dynasty & The Conan vs. Jay Shadow” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_K12/21/1996 03:34We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Pentium_Power07/15/2014 15:52My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Heathers_Winona01/04/2002 01:40Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Trololo_Man_7008/12/2008 19:22Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@I_See_What_You04/30/2002 21:48I see what you did there. Clever!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost02/14/2003 03:08Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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