2016 Vintage: The 2016 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it historic? Because it was the night the “Political Poet” (Kendrick) lit the stage on fire, the “Pop Mastermind” (Taylor) claimed her throne,… Read More »2016 Vintage: The 2016 Final Grammy Vibe
2016 Legacy: The Mark Rylance Surprise
Why did he beat Sylvester Stallone? Because the Academy decided that a quiet Soviet spy who “doesn’t worry” is more dramatic than Rocky Balboa getting… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Mark Rylance Surprise
2015 Archive: The Drake
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hotline. / Hotline who? / Hotline Bling! You used to call me on my cell phone, now just open… Read More »2015 Archive: The Drake
2015 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2015 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2014 Legacy: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball… Read More »2014 Legacy: The High-Top Valve Click
2014 Legacy: The “Mistral” Carrier Scandal
Why didn’t France deliver the ships to Russia? Because “Selling warships to an invader” is only a good business plan until the rest of NATO… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Mistral” Carrier Scandal
2014 Vintage: The Neighbors Airbag
I’ll never look at an office chair or Seth Rogen the same way again. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive.… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Neighbors Airbag
2014 Archive: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on my 4K video resolution. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The Apple Watch Reveal
Why was the man staring at his bare wrist? Because Apple announced the watch, and he was already practicing “the flick of the wrist” for… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Apple Watch Reveal
2013 Legacy: The Fast & Furious 6 Runway
Why was the driveway 10 miles long? Because the movie had a runway that never ended, and the Dad thought he needed the same distance… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Fast & Furious 6 Runway