Why did Dad suddenly start caring about the Kansas City Chiefs? Because Taylor started showing up at games, and suddenly Thanksgiving football was the most… Read More »2023 Classic: Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift
Why the demand? Because the “New White” makes the war look like a high-budget documentary, and the “Old Green” just gives everyone a headache. Part… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Night Vision” White Phosphor
I’m “beaming” with joy over the deep-space photos. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the dad start talking in only 5-letter words? Because he was having a “great” (but “green”) time. Part of the 54 Original Dad… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Wordle Craze
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2022 Classic: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Why was the 2022 Oscars the most “impactful” ceremony in history? Because Will Smith proved that “G.I. Jane 2” jokes are the fastest way to… Read More »2022 Classic: Will Smith vs. Chris Rock
Why was the ocean part of the medal table? Because the Olympics finally added a sport where “waiting for a wave” is a legitimate tactical… Read More »2021 Archive: The Olympic Surfing Debut
Why was toilet paper the new global currency? Because in 2020, a 4-pack of Quilted Northern was worth more than a First Class ticket to… Read More »2020 Archive: The TP Crisis
Why did Biden say it so much? Because in 2020, we all wanted a “Deal” that involved 2021 coming early. Part of the 41 Presidential… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Look, Here’s the Deal” Phrase
Why was the “crypto” cousin talking about “To the Moon”? Because a dog-themed coin was starting to go up, and he tried to pay for… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Doge” Coin Hype (Beginning)
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