2020 Archive: The TP Crisis

Why was toilet paper the new global currency? Because in 2020, a 4-pack of Quilted Northern was worth more than a First Class ticket to Sydney.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Where calories don’t count as long as you’re wearing a wristband....read more »

Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »

Why did the tourist have a small bird following him? It wasn't a...read more »

Why did the traveler get a tattoo of a cabbage? Because he used ...read more »

Why was the traveler's bill so high? Because he used "Interplane...read more »

A profession from the past helping with a future headache.I told ...read more »

In 2015, travel was a battle for "signal" and the perfect shot. I...read more »

Why did the tourist walk through his guide? Because it was a hig...read more »

The difference between Instagram and the actual rainy beach.I pos...read more »

Why was the pasta so perfect? Because the chef is a robotic arm ...read more »

Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »

Why was the 3-hour flight too short? Because Kevin Costner made ...read more »

Your bags are on a solo vacation you didn’t authorize.The airline...read more »

In 1999, traveling felt like a race against the clock. We were ch...read more »

@Terminator_T80007/22/2001 15:54I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Shrek_Donkey04/22/1997 16:49And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Napster_User_9912/02/2008 09:50Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Keyboard_Warrior12/03/1997 01:21F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Grinds_My_Gears01/18/2001 04:19You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan12/27/2007 21:28My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Runescape_Noob01/28/2010 16:33Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!