I’m a driver. I’m just “moving” on.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
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