2019 Vintage: The Star Wars
Rise of Skywalker: I told her I’m a Jedi. She said, “The force is not strong with your ability to remember our anniversary.” Part of the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Star Wars
2019 Legacy: The Billie Eilish
A girl walks in with neon green hair and whispers her order. The bartender says, “I’m the ‘Bad Guy’ for asking you to speak up?”… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Billie Eilish
2019 Legacy: Avengers
Endgame: Why was everyone crying “I love you 3000” in 2019? Because Marvel proved that three hours of time travel and one snap was the only… Read More »2019 Legacy: Avengers
2018 Legacy: The Fortnite Loot Llama
Why did the hiker attack a purple statue? He thought it was a Loot Llama full of building materials and chug-jugs. Part of the 46 Travel Jokes:… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Fortnite Loot Llama
2017 Classic: The Fortnite Drop
My son just told me he can’t do the dishes because he’s “dropping in Tilted Towers.” I don’t know what that means, but he’s currently… Read More »2017 Classic: The Fortnite Drop
2017 Classic: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the spoilers of the new Star Wars. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive.… Read More »2017 Classic: The Escape
2017 Vintage: The Coco Movie
Why was the traveler crying at the Mexican airport? Because he watched the movie on the flight and now he just wanted to “Remember Me”… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Coco Movie
2016 Vintage: The 2016 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it historic? Because it was the night the “Political Poet” (Kendrick) lit the stage on fire, the “Pop Mastermind” (Taylor) claimed her throne,… Read More »2016 Vintage: The 2016 Final Grammy Vibe
2016 Classic: The Pokémon GO Player
One, but they have to walk 5 kilometers just to hatch a new bulb from an egg. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016… Read More »2016 Classic: The Pokémon GO Player
2016 Legacy: The Nick Cave “Skeleton Tree”
Why the heartbreak? For the most devastatingly beautiful album of the year, recorded in the wake of unimaginable personal tragedy. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Nick Cave “Skeleton Tree”