A deeply quiet, solemn moment during the closing prayer being shattered by a teenager’s phone loudly blasting a highly compressed, crackling 30-second snippet of a… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Bluetooth Ringtone Apocalypse
I just watched 13 hours of House of Cards in one sitting. I feel like a political genius and a physical disaster. Part of the 65 Observational… Read More »2013 Vintage: The 2013 Netflix Binge
“Is this medicine ‘Smart’?” “It’s smarter than the guy who tried to pay for it with ‘Dogecoin’.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Pharmacist
Murder House: Why did Jessica Lange win? For proving that being a terrifying neighbor is the best way to make a comeback. Part of the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The American Horror Story
Why was the dinner so… “colorful”? Because the reality show made us all feel like our family drama was actually quite sophisticated compared to “Sketti”… Read More »2012 Vintage: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
A very catchy song with very dark lyrics. 2011 was the year of the “hidden meaning” hit. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Pumped Up Kicks” Foster The People
Why did In a Better World win? Because Denmark reminded us that “Sad and Meaningful” is the official language of the foreign category. Part of… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Best Foreign Language Film
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Archive: The Chip
Why did the blonde keep pressing her TV screen? She thought every screen was now an iPad. Part of the 51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Classic: The Touchscreen
I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2011! Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
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