I just watched 13 hours of House of Cards in one sitting. I feel like a political genius and a physical disaster.
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!