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2012 Vintage: The American Horror Story

Murder House: Why did Jessica Lange win? For proving that being a terrifying neighbor is the best way to make a comeback.

Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Homeland’s Coup, Modern Family’s Dynasty & The End of the Mad Men Era” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer03/06/1996 12:30Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Flash_Animator01/29/1995 23:58I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Blockbuster_Refugee11/27/1995 15:10Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Zoolander_Derek04/01/1998 05:59What is this? A joke for ants?
@Dr_Evil_Pinky03/22/2007 06:48One billion... laughs!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran05/16/2006 16:11Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Xanga_Skin_Maker05/04/2011 20:15This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Bebo_Lover_0502/17/2002 17:05Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@David_After_Dent08/20/1995 04:09Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Safari_Surfer11/07/2010 01:17A wild laugh appeared!

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