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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.