I’ll never look at an office chair or Seth Rogen the same way again.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
I see what you did there. Clever!