A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball shoes before passing the collection plate.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
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2025 Classic: The Smart Thermostat App War
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2025 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
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