Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hotline. / Hotline who? / Hotline Bling! You used to call me on my cell phone, now just open the door!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Letting this joke through the port.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
I should make a game about this joke.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!