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Why did the blonde try to steal a jet?

This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:

She thought it was a huge hair dryer.

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@Clueless_Cher06/15/1996 20:14As if! This is too funny.
@Geocities_Neighbor04/17/2002 15:04Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz06/20/2000 09:03The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Netscape_Now_B12/04/1997 05:54I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Orkut_Member_9902/09/2009 06:38A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Epic_Fail_Guy09/14/1999 13:22This joke is an Epic Win!

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