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2010 Vintage: The Red “Retired”

Why Helen Mirren with a sniper rifle? For proving that being over 60 in Hollywood just means you get bigger guns and cooler catchphrases.

Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_304/30/2015 12:08Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@SoulSeek_Fan05/01/1996 01:27Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Dirty_Dancing_F05/11/2005 17:11Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Goldmember_I_L10/29/1999 06:39I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Blink_Tag_User07/05/1998 06:43<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Protoss_Pylon09/25/2004 01:18You must construct additional laughs!
@Terran_Marine11/13/2008 03:55Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Arthas_Fan_0212/07/2009 16:46Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Ultima_Online_V06/30/1995 20:01Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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