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2004 Legacy: The Best Cinematography

Why did Master and Commander win again? Because making the ocean look like a battlefield is the only way to beat Peter Jackson’s drones.

Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of the King, Charlize’s Face & The 11-for-11 Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Marines05/28/2011 01:58Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Pentium_Power09/11/2000 14:57My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Sion_Partier12/06/2013 18:36The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Butthead_Uhhh11/09/2000 02:30Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry11/02/2005 02:30In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Believe_It_Or_N12/01/2011 14:11I choose to believe it’s funny.

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