1997 Vintage: The Heaven’s Gate
A guy tries to use the comet cult as an excuse. “Honey, I have to go to the bar with the guys—it’s a celestial alignment!”… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Heaven’s Gate
1997 Legacy: The New Father
“Is it a boy or a girl?” “It’s a programmer. He came out and immediately asked for a faster connection and more snacks.” Part of… Read More »1997 Legacy: The New Father
1997 Vintage: The Fashion Tip
“If you want to look thin in 1997, just stand next to a desktop monitor. Everything looks small compared to those things.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Fashion Tip
1996 Classic: The Sheep Named Dolly
Why was the lamb chop conversation awkward? Because scientists just cloned a sheep, and everyone at the grill was wondering if the ribs they were… Read More »1996 Classic: The Sheep Named Dolly
1996 Vintage: Eddie Murphy (The Nutty Professor)
Why did Eddie Murphy play seven characters? Because in 1996, the only person Eddie Murphy trusted to be funny was six other versions of himself.… Read More »1996 Vintage: Eddie Murphy (The Nutty Professor)
1996 Archive: The Home Depot
Our Saturday plans involve looking at 50 identical shades of “eggshell” white paint for the hallway. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena… Read More »1996 Archive: The Home Depot
1995 Classic: The Brad Pitt “Serious” Face
Why did Brad Pitt spend all of 1995 looking miserable in Se7en and 12 Monkeys? Because he was desperately trying to make the world forget… Read More »1995 Classic: The Brad Pitt “Serious” Face
1995 Archive: Jim Carrey
Why did Jim Carrey get $20 million for one movie? Because he was the only person in Hollywood who could make more money with a… Read More »1995 Archive: Jim Carrey
1995 Vintage: The Memory
“Doctor, my memory is getting worse.” “How long has this been going on?” “How long has what been going on?” Part of the 55 Doctor… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Memory
1995 Legacy: The Power Rangers Moment
Which Power Ranger is the best at cleaning? The White Ranger, because he’s always “Alpha” and tidy. Part of the 52 Kids Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Power Rangers Moment