Why the “Oh-wah-ah-ah-ah”? For the most recognizable noise in metal history, which remains a morning alarm for thousands today.
Part of the 35 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2000 “Survival, Nu-Metal & The Britney Domination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Dua Lipa “Club Future” Era
Why the space-disco? Because Dua took "Radical Optimism" to the m...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Jack White “No Name”
Why the free vinyl? Jack gave the album away in his stores with n...read more »
41 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2006 “Back to Black, Black Parade & The MySpace Fever” Edition
In 2006, the music world was a mix of soulful retro-revival and t...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style, Channel Orange & The EDM Explosion” Edition
In 2012, the world didn't end, but the internet definitely broke....read more »
2025 Classic: The Fred Again.. “Actual Life 4”
Why the field recordings? For the man who turned a recording of a...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2018 “God’s Plan, This Is America & The Shallow Fall” Edition
In 2018, music became a visual and social battleground. Drake was...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2017 “Humble, Despacito & The SoundCloud Rap Invasion” Edition
In 2017, the music industry became a global village with a very c...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Rosalía “New Era”
Why the futuristic flamenco? For the Spanish star proving once ag...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus “Rock & Roll Hall of Fame” Vibe
Why the leather? For Miley officially becoming the bridge between...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Death of a Legend (2025 Shock)
Why the silent guitars? For the heartbreaking loss of a major roc...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2014 “Uptown Funk, 1989 & The U2 iPhone Invasion” Edition
In 2014, the music industry learned that you don't even have to b...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2015 “Hello, Hotline Bling & The Pimp A Butterfly” Edition
In 2015, the music world was split between a massive „Hello” from...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2016 “Lemonade, Starboy & The Year of the Legends” Edition
In 2016, the music industry felt like a rollercoaster designed by...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Cover Peak
Why is Frank Sinatra singing "Houdini"? Algorithms got so good th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
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I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!