2001 Vintage: The Hungry Bear
Why do polar bears always have cold feet? Because they go “bear-foot.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Hungry Bear
2000 Archive: The Old Fashioned
A guy says, “Give me an Old Fashioned. I’m already tired of this century.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium &… Read More »2000 Archive: The Old Fashioned
2000 Archive: The Disturbed “The Sickness”
Why the “Oh-wah-ah-ah-ah”? For the most recognizable noise in metal history, which remains a morning alarm for thousands today. Part of the 35 Musician &… Read More »2000 Archive: The Disturbed “The Sickness”
2000 Legacy: The New Year’s 2001
“My resolution is to finally learn how to use the DVD menu without calling my nephew.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn &… Read More »2000 Legacy: The New Year’s 2001
2000 Archive: Halle Berry (X-Men)
Why was she playing Storm? Because in 2000, she was the only person who could make white hair and a cape look like a high-fashion… Read More »2000 Archive: Halle Berry (X-Men)
1998 Archive: The Ladder
I’m a climber. I’m just reaching new heights. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole and see me! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Luke
1997 Vintage: The Library
She tried to return a book on “Mindfulness.” She said she couldn’t focus because the font was “arrogant.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Library
1997 Vintage: The Heaven’s Gate
A guy tries to use the comet cult as an excuse. “Honey, I have to go to the bar with the guys—it’s a celestial alignment!”… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Heaven’s Gate
1997 Vintage: The Notorious B.I.G.
Why was 1997 “Life After Death”? Because Biggie proved that even if you’re gone, you can still dominate the charts and make everyone “Hypnotized” by… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Notorious B.I.G.