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1998 Archive: The Ladder

 I’m a climber. I’m just reaching new heights.

Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Campus_King05/10/2010 21:48The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Mainframe_Manny09/12/2015 04:34Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Voodoo_3dfx07/15/2007 17:11The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Judge_Dredd_Law10/14/2014 08:22I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S10/15/1998 20:37I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Steve-O_Wild10/24/2003 16:38Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Technorati_Tag09/03/2003 22:15Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Captain_Obvious09/02/2005 11:54This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Last_Commenter09/23/2000 01:15Saving the best laugh for last!

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