2003 Legacy: The Wi-Fi “Hotspot”
Why was the salesman sitting in a Starbucks for five hours? He was hunting for a “Hotspot” and bought one coffee just to use the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Wi-Fi “Hotspot”
2003 Vintage: The Human Genome Project (Finalized)
Why was April 2003 important? Because we finally finished the “instruction manual” for humans, and politicians immediately started looking for the “re-election” gene. Part of… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Human Genome Project (Finalized)
2003 Legacy: The Pirates Quote
“Why is the rum always gone?” I asked this. My wife said, “Because you drank it all while watching Finding Nemo.” Part of the 69 Marriage… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Pirates Quote
2002 Vintage: The Ronaldo Haircut
Why did every kid at the resort look so weird? Because their dads gave them the “Ronaldo 2002” half-shaved haircut, making the beach look like… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Ronaldo Haircut
2002 Legacy: The Seat Pitch
Why did the man have his knees in his chin? Because “Low Cost” airlines started experimenting with the idea that humans don’t actually need legs.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Seat Pitch
2002 Legacy: The David Hyde Pierce Factor
Why was he still there? Because the Academy loves Niles Crane more than Niles loves high-end sherry. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Legacy: The David Hyde Pierce Factor
2002 Legacy: The Blade II Reapers
Guillermo del Toro made vampires even scarier by giving them “chin-splits.” I’m sleeping with the lights on. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Blade II Reapers
2001 Vintage: The Hungry Bear
Why do polar bears always have cold feet? Because they go “bear-foot.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Hungry Bear
2001 Vintage: Daft Punk’s “Discovery”
Why were they wearing helmets? Because the French duo decided that being robots was the best way to release an album that would define electronic… Read More »2001 Vintage: Daft Punk’s “Discovery”
2001 Archive: Sex and the City’s Big Moment
Why did it finally win Best Comedy? Because the Academy realized that four women talking about dating in New York was more influential than a… Read More »2001 Archive: Sex and the City’s Big Moment