2011 Legacy: Thor (MCU Debut)
Why was the guy with the hammer so confused by the coffee cup? Because “Another!”—and because Chris Hemsworth’s eyebrows were surprisingly blonde. Part of the… Read More »2011 Legacy: Thor (MCU Debut)
2011 Classic: The Font
I’m just your “bold” type of survivor. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The “Rick Perry” Oops Moment
Why did his campaign end on a stage in Michigan? Because when you promise to eliminate three government agencies, you should probably remember the name… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Rick Perry” Oops Moment
2011 Legacy: The Hospital Bed
“This bed is hard.” “It’s ‘Cloud-Compatible’. It’s designed to make you want to leave.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch &… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Hospital Bed
2010 Vintage: The First iPad Pulpit Debut
Watching the tech-savvy head pastor attempt to read his entire Sunday sermon off a brand-new, glossy Apple iPad, only for the screen to suddenly go… Read More »2010 Vintage: The First iPad Pulpit Debut
2010 Classic: The Best Original Song
Why did Crazy Heart win? To prove that “The Weary Kind” is the official anthem of 2010’s broken hearts. Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2010 Classic: The Best Original Song
2009 Archive: The Stethoscope
“Your heart is beating like a drum.” “A fast one?” “No, like a drummer who’s nervous about a pig.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The Stethoscope
2009 Vintage: The Serena Williams “Threat”
Why was the US Open line judge scared? Because Serena told her she’d “shove a ball down her throat,” proving that even the best in… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Serena Williams “Threat”
2007 Legacy: The Bus Driver
“Step behind the line! It’s dark, but I still know where you’re standing!” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Bus Driver
2007 Classic: The Sopranos Fan
None. The joke just cuts to black mid-sentence and leaves you wondering— Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World… Read More »2007 Classic: The Sopranos Fan