2020 Archive: The Year of the Sweatpants
My husband hasn’t worn a pair of pants with a zipper since March. I told him he’s becoming one with the sofa. He said, “I’m… Read More »2020 Archive: The Year of the Sweatpants
2018 Archive: The Google Duplex
Why was the hotel clerk confused? Because a robot called to book a room and was more polite than any human guest that day. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The Google Duplex
2018 Classic: The Wood
I’m “pining” for a win. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to ‘Burn It Down’ like Seth Rollins. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Pro-Wrestler
2017 Classic: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
Why “Hotline Bling”? Because Drake turned a turtleneck sweater and some dad-dancing into a global phenomenon. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s… Read More »2017 Classic: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
2017 Legacy: The Milk
I’m “milking” the fidget spinner trend. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I feel like I’m living in an alternate reality.” “In 2016, we all do, Dave.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
2015 Legacy: Amy (Documentary)
Why were we crying again? Because the 2015 documentary reminded us that talent is sometimes too heavy a burden to carry in the spotlight. Part… Read More »2015 Legacy: Amy (Documentary)
2014 Vintage: The Ebola Outbreak
Why was the world panicking in October? Because politicians realized that a virus is the only thing that doesn’t need a passport to cross a… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Ebola Outbreak
2014 Classic: The Louie Writing Win
Why did Louis C.K. win again? For proving that being a miserable middle-aged comedian is a gold mine. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2014 Classic: The Louie Writing Win