Why was the ape shouting “WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!”? Because he was ready for a new kingdom, and he had a lot of opinions about… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Planet of the Apes” (Proximus Caesar)
Why was he matching Margaret Court? Because Novak won three Majors in 2023 at age 36, proving that his “Gluten-Free” diet might actually be a… Read More »2023 Archive: The Novak Djokovic 24th Slam
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “Intel 13th Gen” was trying to run a “Barbenheimer” 8K mashup video. Part of the 76 Office Groaners:… Read More »2023 Classic: The Laptop Heat
Why was the “Bank” so loud? Because a team that fired its manager mid-season went all the way to the World Series on pure “Vibes.”… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Philadelphia Phillies “Wild” Run
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
“I hear a ringing.” “That’s just the sound of 500 unread emails from your boss.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry &… Read More »2022 Classic: The Ear Exam
Why was the Dad acting like a background character? Because Ryan Reynolds proved that even an “NPC” can be the hero of the Fourth of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Free Guy Logic
“I’m a frontline legend.” “And I’m a guy who’s been paying for your ‘Frontline Legend’ mug. Give me a discount.” Part of the 64 Doctor… Read More »2021 Archive: The Surgeon’s Ego
Why did they win everything? Because Netflix finally proved that if you spend enough money on replica crown jewels, the Academy will accept you as… Read More »2021 Classic: The Crown’s Royal Flush
Why were New England fans crying in March? Because Tom Brady packed his six rings and moved to Florida to prove he could win without… Read More »2020 Archive: The Tom Brady “Bucs” Move
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