2021 Vintage: The Free Guy Logic

Why was the Dad acting like a background character? Because Ryan Reynolds proved that even an “NPC” can be the hero of the Fourth of July.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »

In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »

Why was the burger so... symmetrical? Because it was "Cultivated ...read more »

Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because "Mult...read more »

Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Chappell Roan"? Because the "Midwest Princess...read more »

Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on...read more »

Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »

In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Marvelous"? Because Pedro Pascal finally brou...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Heart-beaty"? Because Kylie made a comeback t...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey04/20/2000 20:07With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Spice_Girl_Posh02/23/2010 19:33Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan07/13/1997 02:42This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@MP3_Encoder12/09/2009 22:33128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink10/11/2007 13:48I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Ultima_Online_V02/03/1997 00:14Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?