Guillermo del Toro made vampires even scarier by giving them “chin-splits.” I’m sleeping with the lights on.
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Could this joke BE any funnier?
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.