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2002 Legacy: The Blade II Reapers

 Guillermo del Toro made vampires even scarier by giving them “chin-splits.” I’m sleeping with the lights on.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Friends_Lover05/06/2003 05:15Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Macarena_Dancer01/24/2004 10:58Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Starship_Troopers06/07/2007 14:09I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Dogpile_Fan_Club10/05/2007 13:47All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@DMOZ_Volunteer10/07/2002 05:18Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Technorati_Tag04/21/2001 17:15Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Me_Gusta_Face12/21/2015 16:22Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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