Why did every kid at the resort look so weird? Because their dads gave them the “Ronaldo 2002” half-shaved haircut, making the beach look like a convention for unfinished haircuts.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Cash & Spider-Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
A wild laugh appeared!