“My resolution is to finally learn how to use the DVD menu without calling my nephew.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The First Date Honesty
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The Nap Strategy
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2025 Classic: The Thunderbolts Vibe
"We're a team of reformed villains!" "No, you're a group of dads...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
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A: ...read more »
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Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
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2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
... (Laughter in silence).
One does not simply read one joke.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!