Why did Brad Pitt spend all of 1995 looking miserable in Se7en and 12 Monkeys? Because he was desperately trying to make the world forget that he spent 1994 looking like a shampoo commercial in Legends of the Fall.
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
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