Why did Jim Carrey get $20 million for one movie? Because he was the only person in Hollywood who could make more money with a rubber face than Microsoft made with Windows 95.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
You must construct additional laughs!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.