2002 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Accountant win? Because it’s the only movie where taxes and shotguns are equally important plot points. Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2002 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
2002 Archive: The 40 Days and 40 Nights
Why Josh Hartnett? For a movie that suggested that the hardest thing a man can do in 2002 is go six weeks without… well, you… Read More »2002 Archive: The 40 Days and 40 Nights
2002 Legacy: The Lakers Three-Peat
Why did Shaq and Kobe need a bigger trophy room? Because they won their third straight title, proving that the only way to stop them… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Lakers Three-Peat
2001 Archive: The Clippy Sermon Hijack
The pastor screaming at the office desktop computer because the animated paperclip helper keeps interrupting his typing to ask if he is trying to write… Read More »2001 Archive: The Clippy Sermon Hijack
2001 Classic: The Death of the “New Economy”
Why did everyone stop talking about “dot-coms”? Because they realized that selling dog food on the internet isn’t a replacement for actually having a profit.… Read More »2001 Classic: The Death of the “New Economy”
2001 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear out of my right ear.” “Stop wearing that Bluetooth headset for 18 hours a day.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
2000 Legacy: The 2000 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the perfect bridge between the old Hollywood glamour and the weird, digital, rose-petal-filled future of the… Read More »2000 Legacy: The 2000 Final Oscars Vibe
2000 Classic: The Thermostat
She says the house is so cold she’s starting to see her own breath—and it’s judging her. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Classic: The Thermostat
2000 Classic: NSYNC (No Strings Attached)
Why did they sell 2.4 million albums in a week? Because in 2000, Justin Timberlake’s ramen-noodle hair was considered a global currency. Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: NSYNC (No Strings Attached)
1999 Archive: The C-130J Super Hercules
Why “Super”? Because it’s the same plane your grandfather flew, but now it has a digital dashboard and a better cup holder. Part of the… Read More »1999 Archive: The C-130J Super Hercules