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2001 Classic: The Death of the “New Economy”

Why did everyone stop talking about “dot-coms”? Because they realized that selling dog food on the internet isn’t a replacement for actually having a profit.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Aftermath” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Magic_SchoolBus12/13/1998 08:40Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@DragonBall_Z_G03/13/2008 13:58His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
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