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1999 Archive: The C-130J Super Hercules

Why “Super”? Because it’s the same plane your grandfather flew, but now it has a digital dashboard and a better cup holder.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tripod_Member01/07/1998 17:43Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Britney_Spears_Fan01/14/2011 12:56Oops, I laughed again!
@Butthead_Uhhh10/18/1997 07:25Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Thundercats_Ho08/16/2012 12:33Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Rocket_Jumper10/27/2010 16:15This humor took me to new heights!
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