1999 Vintage: The Long Island Iced Tea
A guy says, “Make it strong enough to survive a power grid failure.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Long Island Iced Tea
1999 Archive: The C-130J Super Hercules
Why “Super”? Because it’s the same plane your grandfather flew, but now it has a digital dashboard and a better cup holder. Part of the… Read More »1999 Archive: The C-130J Super Hercules
1999 Archive: The “My Name Is” Intro
A blond guy from Detroit just started yelling at his mom on the radio, and I think music is about to get very angry. Part… Read More »1999 Archive: The “My Name Is” Intro
1999 Legacy: The Chef
“It needs more zest and a higher wattage.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The Draft Beer
Why was the beer so excited? It was finally going to be “vintage.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Draft Beer
1998 Vintage: Spice World’s Lingering Scent
Why did the Spice Girls win Worst Actress as a group? Because the Razzies decided that if they were going to be bad, they should… Read More »1998 Vintage: Spice World’s Lingering Scent
1998 Classic: The Baggy Jeans Floor-Mop
Watching classmates trip up the concrete stairs because the bottoms of their wide-leg jeans were completely soaked from the morning rain. Part of the 33… Read More »1998 Classic: The Baggy Jeans Floor-Mop
1997 Archive: The Grand Am/Grand Prix Boom
Why did the driveway look so sporty? Because 1997 was the peak year for Pontiacs with way too much plastic cladding, looking like they were… Read More »1997 Archive: The Grand Am/Grand Prix Boom
1997 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy? For acting like she was in a completely different, much more fun movie that unfortunately nobody else was invited… Read More »1997 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
1996 Archive: The Euro 96
Why were the English fans so sad? Because “Football was coming home,” but it took a detour through a penalty shootout and ended up in… Read More »1996 Archive: The Euro 96