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2005 Classic: The Desperate Housewives Apple

Why the metaphor? Because one bite of Wisteria Lane was enough to ruin everyone’s reputation.

Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Lost in the Jungle, Desperate Housewives & The Daily Show Double” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Pumbaa08/11/2008 22:51They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@MP3_Encoder11/19/2012 19:05128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan12/18/2008 14:31Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Speed_Racer_Go02/16/1995 14:55Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Get_Flash_Player12/02/1995 06:22Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Wall_Post_Hero11/30/2015 17:23Posting this to my own wall right now!

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