2006 Vintage: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great about the future. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The Pope John Paul II Funeral
Why was the President’s trip to Rome so significant? Because it was the only time in 2005 that everyone in Washington stopped arguing long enough… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Pope John Paul II Funeral
2005 Legacy: The “Mr. Brightside” Still Playing
It’s 2005 and this song is still the king of the dance floor. It’s never leaving, is it? Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Mr. Brightside” Still Playing
2005 Vintage: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 41… Read More »2005 Vintage: The CD
2005 Classic: The Desperate Housewives Apple
Why the metaphor? Because one bite of Wisteria Lane was enough to ruin everyone’s reputation. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Lost… Read More »2005 Classic: The Desperate Housewives Apple
2004 Classic: The Bridget Jones
Edge of Reason: She’s back, she’s in a Thai prison, and she’s still more relatable than any other character on screen. Part of the 73 Observational… Read More »2004 Classic: The Bridget Jones
2004 Classic: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the software engineer? Because the engineer kept trying to “debug” the witness’s testimony. Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Classic: The Jury Selection
2003 Classic: The “Far From Heaven” Style
Why was it praised? Because it made 2003 look like 1955, and the Academy is always nostalgic for a time before the internet. Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Far From Heaven” Style
2003 Legacy: The Bethanie Hamilton Shark Attack
Why was she a hero? Because she lost an arm to a shark and was back on a surfboard a month later, proving that athletes… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Bethanie Hamilton Shark Attack
2003 Archive: The Heatwave in Europe
Why were French politicians in trouble? Because they were on vacation while 15,000 people died in the heat, proving that in France, “August” is more… Read More »2003 Archive: The Heatwave in Europe